You’re about to be shipped something really stupid.
It could be anything, but it will probably be a mini pocket muscle massager, fun thermos, or a lovely meat thermometer. Regardless it’s going to make you ponder the profound question: ‘Who in their right mind thought this was a good idea?’
Oh and we’ll choose for you to keep that sweet mystery alive and well. Don’t worry though, you won’t like it.
Each Raffle Item purchased equals 1 Raffle Entry
If you win, we will fly you and a friend to Austin, TX for an all-expenses-paid vacation to the “I’m surrounded by assholes” party! Travel and lodging at the luxurious Line Hotel next to the Chive HQ, included.
PLEASE ALLOW 2-3 WEEKS FOR ITEM(S) TO SHIP
THIS ITEM IS FINAL SALE. NO RETURNS.